Yes, an email sent to Mark Joyner's famed New Zealand can get there YESTERDAY. Because of Spaceship Earth's multiple time zones, it is possible to send messages back in time.
However, I NEED A DAY-BEFORE-YESTERDAY delivery mechanism. You SEE... I promised Richard Webster & Gina Thies a completed manuscript by end-of-April. I missed that deadline. Woooosh. Douglas Adams writes, "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
Woosh. Woops! I'm sorry. Please pardon me. Thank you. I'm on iT and not finished.
Richard & Gina...
I'm sorry to keep you waiting for the first completed draft of GUERRILLA MARKETING FOR MAGICIANS, PSYCHICS & PERFORMING PHILOSOPHERS.
Much love & GOOD ENERGY,