Saturday, June 20, 2009

i'll start us off with $100

I'll pay a premium to not see commercials. I'll pay a premium for a remote tropical vacation. My friends who own swimming pools sometimes tell me about the premium prices they pay to have their pools cleaned...

Guess what? It's time to clean our POOL.
MemePool.us <= to see if this link is redirecting to this page, yet.

If you don't know what I'm raising money for then please don't donate... Allow me to suffice it to say these funds are for subversive purposes.

We're hiring a cleaner. Not like in the movies where that's a hit man. Not that kind of "cleaner." We're hiring a forensic hacker to reveal an identity.





Some folks will have qualms with what I'm doing.

I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Thank you. I love you.

We have an angry thing running around speaking uglies of many of my friends. I simply want a name because he swims in our aquariums and no good comes from his toxick memes.

I'll discuss publicly... AND please don't call me to discuss this in private unless you and I have emailed or it is simply to let me know you already donated so i can thank you in person.

1 comment:

Ben Mack said...

6th Amendment
United States' Constitution provides that "in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right...to be confronted with the witnesses against him."

I hold this right to be self-administered when necessary. When somebody is talking trash about me, I want to know by whom. Some bozo imagines he's anonymous behind his avatar.

Pardon me if you must. I'm being as transparent as I know how.